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Worst First Date Story Ever

As I’ve said before I have a couple of people who send me really funny stuff in my email. I got this one this morning and just had to share it with you as it is one of the funniest real life things I think I’ve ever read. Check this out.

WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER

If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold… and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car .

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s concerns about “what is taking so long” with a reply that indeed, she was “‘freezing her butt off” and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be ‘pants down’. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno’s comment… ‘This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.’

Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

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10 responses

  1. I did hear that one. Too funny. Thank goodness they eventually married!

    September 27, 2010 at 11:08 am

    • OMG! I laughed so hard reading this. Can you imagine! I figured some people had probably seen it before anyone that hasn’t, should! lol

      September 27, 2010 at 3:30 pm

  2. Yeah, I saw this, can’t remember where. Forwarded it to a buddy who’ll like that story. He might’ve been the one who forwarded it to me a while back. Oh well!

    September 27, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    • Well, you never know who has seen something like this and who hasn’t. It’s worth posting it for anyone who hasn’t seen it. It is soooooo funny! Can you imagine having your butt frozen to the bumper of a car, first date or not! lol

      September 27, 2010 at 3:32 pm

  3. Emmi

    Oof! Cringeworthy. Although as one lab rat pointed out on the tv show CSI, “A real man would not care”.

    September 27, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    • Well, apparently he didn’t since he married her anyway. I just thought it was so hilarious. I can’t even imagine being in that predicament. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

      September 27, 2010 at 10:12 pm

  4. OMG! How funny. Thanks for posting. I hadn’t seen or heard it before.

    September 27, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    • I’m so glad you enjoyed it CbD. I laughed so hard this morning reading it.

      September 27, 2010 at 10:12 pm

  5. Freedom Smith

    That is the funniest story EVER!! I did not expect the very end. I thought they would pour coffee on her. OMG…I would just die of embarrassment. Thank you for making me laugh. What a terrific post!

    September 28, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    • Oh, I’m so glad you enjoyed it. I laughed so hard reading this I had tears in my eyes. I can’t even imagine going through something like that at all, let alone on a first date. It was absolutely hilarious.

      September 28, 2010 at 12:23 pm

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